Top Ten Pirate Jokes: Howell Davis’ Howlers!

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Q1: What do pirates think happens at the end of time?

A: Aarrrrrrmageddon

Q2: Why are pirates no good at the alphabet?

A: They keep getting stuck at C

Q3: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

A: A buck-an-ear

Q4: What do you call a pirate with a squid in his ear?

A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you

Q5: When’s the best time to buy a pirate ship?

A: When it’s on sail

Q6: What are the only notes pirates can sing?

A: High Cs

Q7: What happened when Bluebeard fell into the Red Sea?

A: He was marooned

Q8: What do you call a stupid pirate?

A: The pillage idiot

Q9: Why did the pirate walk the plank?

A: He couldn’t afford a dog

Q10: How do pirates talk to each other?

A: Aye to aye! 

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