Q1: What do pirates think happens at the end of time?
Q2: Why are pirates no good at the alphabet?
A: They keep getting stuck at C
Q3: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: A buck-an-ear
Q4: What do you call a pirate with a squid in his ear?
A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you
Q5: When’s the best time to buy a pirate ship?
A: When it’s on sail
Q6: What are the only notes pirates can sing?
A: High Cs
Q7: What happened when Bluebeard fell into the Red Sea?
A: He was marooned
Q8: What do you call a stupid pirate?
A: The pillage idiot
Q9: Why did the pirate walk the plank?
A: He couldn’t afford a dog
Q10: How do pirates talk to each other?
A: Aye to aye!